"Love and lust go hand in hand."

shokai-tha-dentist:

leo-monster:

Wal-Mart sells the worse fucking guy shirts in the world. Just seen one that said “Cool story babe, now go back to the kictchen”

What kinda stupid shit is that?

Its for all the call of duty playing, mountain dew drinking, jackasses out there who don’t even have girlfriends but pretend to be pimps over the Internet.

buncha garbage ass fools

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I don’t care how hot it is. I need a fucking blanket to sleep.

Wal-Mart sells the worse fucking guy shirts in the world. Just seen one that said “Cool story babe, now go back to the kictchen”

What kinda stupid shit is that?

hamburgay:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

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